Ah, men. They can be so adorable and fun to have around, but sometimes they’re more trouble than they’re worth. They say a good man is hard to find, and millions of women can testify. At times men can be downright annoying and at others, simply enough to make you don a habit and join the nearest convent. Although being single can really suck, having a boyfriend can make the single life look like the best thing since feminine hygiene spray.
Here are the top 5 reasons you should embrace the single life, at least for a while:
- His favorite restaurant is Burger King. What makes this even worse is when he puts on that stupid crown and yells “I am the KING OF THE WORLD!” for the whole place to hear. But even worse than that? When he wears the crown home and think that’s shit’s gonna fly there.
- He thinks your sister/best friend/mom is HOT. Danger, danger! No, no, and HELL NO. If he goes on and on about how hot your sister or best friend is, that’s bad enough. But when he starts moaning about how hot your mom is…time to kick him to the curb. That’s just plain disturbing.
- You catch him wearing your underwear and your stripper shoes. Unless that’s your thing, and there’s nothing wrong with that. If not, this might be a sign of “undercover” activities it would behoove you to be aware of. He might have a whole other agenda, girlfriend.
- His ringtone is “Rico Suave”. Not only does this display a horrendous taste in music, who does he think he is? Really? Uh, no. He is not Rico and he is not Suave. He is outta there.
- Your cat hates him. Listen, your cat knows a lot of things you don’t. Face it, that’s why you love the furry ball of lovin’ so much. If your cat tends to pee on your boyfriend’s clothes or his side of the bed, rips up his favorite t-shirt, or fuzzes up, hisses, and attempts to rip his face off, your cat might be trying to tell you something and you best listen up. By the same token, if your boyfriend hates your cat, you have to wonder why. It’s probably because it’s on to him. Boyfriends come and go, but your pussy is forever.
